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You Can't Pick Your Father But You Can Pick Your Daddy Funny Sexual Innuendo Raunchy Adult Humor Gift T-Shirt
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You Can't Pick Your Father But You Can Pick Your Daddy Funny Sexual Innuendo Raunchy Adult Humor Gift T-Shirt

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$29.97
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Description

💋 The Tee That Stays On… or Doesn’t

💦 100% ring-spun cotton

🔥 Lightweight fabric that keeps cool

👕 True-to-size unisex fit - relaxed, easy to pull on… or off

🔥 Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA

💋Made for long nights and questionable decisions. 🌶️

Built to Last

Built to Last – Double-needle stitching everywhere that matters. This shirt can survive binge-watching, bar-hopping, or just your regular chaos.

Seamless Collar – No center crease, no fuss. Keeps its shape while you’re losing yours.

Tear-Away Label – Easy, tagless comfort. Nothing scratching, nothing distracting… just pure mischief-ready fabric.

Free & Easy Returns

30-Day Money Back – Love it, wear it, flaunt it… or get your cash back. Simple.

Printed in the USA – Your tee is printed, and shipped in the USA. Close enough to high-five the printer if you want.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.