Shipping policy

 

Free Shipping: Spend $75+ and shipping's on us. Because we appreciate commitment to the darkness.

Processing: We'll get your order out within 1 business day. Unless it's the holidays or everyone suddenly discovered existential dread at once - then give us a bit more time.

Delivery: Usually 3-4 business days after it ships. Your mileage may vary based on where you live and whether the shipping gods are feeling merciful.

Tracking: You'll get tracking info once your order ships. Stalk your package to your heart's content.

Payment: Encrypted checkout. We take your money seriously, even if we don't take much else seriously.

Real talk: Delivery estimates are just that - estimates. Carriers get weird, weather happens, the universe is chaotic. We'll do our part; the rest is out of our hands.

Questions? support@adulthumor.com